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Looks like Megan Fox is getting ready to go solo, by giving her steady Brian Austin Green the boot. The only thing that surprises me about this is "What took her so long?" Once these actresses become stars, they quickly out grow the men who helped them get where they are - like Jessica Simpson and poor hapless Nick Lechay, or Evangeline "I never asked to be beautiful & famous so get your dirty eyes off me" Lilly with Murry Hone - and make themselves available for men who can be even more helpful. It's not like BAG will be completely forgotten though. Ms Meggers will always have that new jawline, nasal bridge, and engorged lips to remember him by (so guess who sprang for that plastic surgery - and investment that backfired!). That is unless she decides to upgrade to even more expensive features.

Speaking of painful bust ups: Anne Hathaway has finally given her felonious boyfriend Rafaello Folliere the boot. Poor Raef wound up spending his birthday (only a few days past) in the klink. The plot thickens - rumours is that Anne turned him in, by turning NARC for the FBI. Word has it that the final straw was when Follieri began selling church land, and pocketing the proceeds. Anne may be a lapsed Catholic and a 'quiet' critic of the church (her brother is gay, and Anne is very supportive of him), but she's also an ex choir girl. Cheating God had to be a bit much for her.

Now most folks were saying "What took her so long?". However Donald Trump has taken some kind of personal umbrage at Miss Hathaway's decision. Trump is accusing Anne of being some kind of floosie! Mr Trump has stated that Anne was fine when Raef was squandering his ill gotten gains on her, but when his luck ran out it was "buh bye". As a man with only bad hair, obnoxious opinions, and millions of dollars with which to attract his series of 20 something wives and gal pals, he can't help taking it personally (Don't get too peeved Donald - cause Megan Fox is available, and you might be right up her alley!). So Donald, get off Anne's back (and let me on!!). Besides, Folliere felt free to dump his ill gotten gains into 'charitable foundations' which he made her a board member of. So guess who's name was attached to the loot. Now that's what they call being a cad. If Anne did co operate with the law, perhaps it's because Raef had left her name all over the evidence, and they put the squeeze on her. That's what you get for leaving your girlfriend hold the bag!

More news from the love lorn: Rose McGowan has split from her fiancee Robert Rodriguez. Seems that his Barbarella project has run into cost over runs. Rodirguez was going to remake the Roger Vadim/Jane Fonda flick, with Rosie in the role of Jane. So the wedding is off, and the Fonda lock on Barbarella is safe. That's what you get for messing with Hanoi Jane. She's got low friends in high places, if the original episode of Sci Fi's series Good vs Evil is to be believed (Jane's a 'Faustian'!).

More bad news from the Christie Brinkley divorce. Peter Cook, who was busted for drug dealing (he tried to sell an off duty cop coke in a gas station men's room which was also a notorious gay hook up spot), and squandered his wives money buying cars and jewelry for his teen age mistress Diana Bianchi, also spent $3000 a month on porno! Brinkley's attorney Robert Stephan Cohen thinks that this is conduct unbecoming in a man claiming custody of the couple's 10 year old daughter. It gets worse: Cohen says that Brinkley paid for everything throughout the marriage, so I guess that includes the expensive mistress gifts, and the porno!

Remember Cindy Brady/Susan Olsen? She's still on the outs with her ex husband Mitchell Skelly, and she still a raging drunk!

There is some good romance news though. I leave you with Rosie O Donnell, who is adamant that she and gal pal Kelli Carpenter are not splitting up. So it looks like love stands a chance, at least for middle aged lesbians. Keep the faith, true believers!

Wondertrash Bogus Zen:

"I’d rather have sex all the time than leave the house" - Megan Fox

Seems like Megan found her way out of the house. Getting up off of her back, and back up on her feet was the first step!