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If Bill Clinton didn't seem completely focused on his wife Hilary's campaign, there's a very good reason. He was just coming off a bad break up with a long time mistress. Bill had been seeing millionaire divorcee Julie Tauber McMahon. Now Julie is the daughter of wealthy Democratic Party financial contributor Joel Tauber (that Bill sure likes the Jewish chicks!). Her ex husband also left her a bundle: $30 million in stock options.

The pair first met down in Aspen in 1998. Her father Joel had generously offered Big Bill the use of his 25 million spread, and Bill proceeded to make himself completely at home, if you know what I mean.

Well the two immediately hit it off. With in the next years, the engaged in a series of international trysts. Julia would make sure that her trips abroad would coincide with Bill's, and the result was a lot of hook ups in London, New York, Paris and Munich!

Soon the lovebirds were ready to take it to the next level. The Clinton's bought a home in Chicago, and conveniently located a mere 5 mins from Ms Tauber McMahon's. Bill went from frequent flier to frequent visitor, and even began playing a mentor role with Julie's 3 kids. Julie even confessed to her kin folk that she was in love with Bill, and that the big love was in love with her too.

Now that's often where relationships come to an end. While confessing their true love to each other, Bill supposedly said that he would leave Hilary, if he could. Julie took the hint, and promptly broke things off. That left Bill gutted.

So that brings us up to the Democratic Party Nominee campaign. While Hilary was busy trying to bull doze her way to the top, Bill was nursing a broken heart. Now there's one sure fore way that Bill can make him self feel better, and that's with a good old fashioned sex spree! Reputedly, while Hilary was eagerly campaigning away, and looking to her better half for support, Bill was on a wild rampage that made the Sex and the City girls look like a convent of nuns. Now Bill's bad behavior was hinted at by Vanity Fair's Todd Purdum (Purdum accused Clinton of surrounding himself with a pack of enablers. Clinton responded by calling Purdum a "scumbag". There's nothing like an Oxford education for endowing a lawyer with a command of the English language!). Bill hit back at Purdum, calling the article sleazy. Technically this is true, since the article was about him. However sources are saying that Bill was cheating up a storm while pitching in for Hilary on the campaign trail. Basically he was hard at it every chance he got, and when ever the opportunity presented it's self.

Naturally the Tauber-McMahon people have adamantly denied any of this. Julie herself has said for the record that she is a friend of the Clintons, but that there isn't any thing to the rumors. However a member of her family has not only confirmed the relationship, but passed a polygraph test on the matter. That means that while Hilary was counting on her husband's experience as a former president, and his skill as a master campaigner, his mind was focused on other things. So it seems that Wild Bill has let his wife down once again.

It's the long Canada Day week end, so the highways are gonna be jammed. The boys in blue will be at the ready too. So here's some comic relief in the form of helpful advice, from comedian Chris Rock:

Crazy friends and mad women will fuck you up every time. Although it must be added that they are almost essential to comedy.

Here's a vlog from an attactive young woman who keeps running into celebrities. Stunned skirt Kristen Dunst is a bitch apparently, but Adriana Lima is a doll.