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Now what would Hollywood be without it's seamy underbelly. For every one of their unreal celluloid fairy tales, there seems to be a very real, and often grotesque crime. It seems that living a life exempt from the rules of mortal men encourages lawlessness, even in otherwise admired persons. One such case, still fresh in the public memory, was the OJ Simpson murder trial. The anniversary of OJ's infamous White Bronco car chase has only recently passed. Though OJ was ultimately found "not guilty" by reason of prosecutorial incompetence, suspicion has dogged his every step. So much so that there isn't a golf course in America where the poor man can feel completely safe.

As said, though the Juice wasn't convicted of murdering his late ex wife Nicole Brown Simpson, many continue to believe that OJ is as guilty as sin. Among the doubters is one of OJ's oldest friends, sports agent Mike Gilbert. Gilbert has recently penned a book entitled How I Helped OJ Get Away With Murder. In the book Gilbert claims that OJ confessed murdering Nicole to him, while the Juice was stoned on pot and Ambien.

Now Gilbert is making more outrageous claims and this time about OJ's current partner cocktail waitress and former beautician Christie Prody. If Prody's name sounds familiar, then it's probably because you've heard of it in relation to her recent hospital admission. The poor woman was suffering from all sorts of serious head injuries. Superbowl Weekend was not kind to her.

Gilbert feels that this is part of a pattern of abuse that also occurred with Nicole. By pattern, Gilbert means that there has been more than one creepy incident with Ms Prody. For instance OJ is said to have broken into her house to erase her answering machine messages. He also liked to break into Nicole's place when she was out, to snoop around. Gilbert accuses OJ of stalking Gilbert for weeks before they were formally introduced ( I wonder how the intro went "Hi, I'm your new meal ticket"?). Also OJ and Chris have had numerous public screaming matches.

That's where Gilbert's most recent comments come to relevance. Gilbert feels that OJ's attachment to the woman is becoming pathological, if not downright scary! Says Gilbert: "OJ will continue to do whatever benefits him for the rest of his life without caring who he hurts - and he'll do that until he's in jail." Furthermore I don't see anything different in OJ's behavior with Christie than I saw in his behavior with Nicole. Christie will probably end up like Nicole because OJ's pattern of abusive behavior towards her is already there - just like it was with Nicole." Strong words from a man expecting lightening to strike twice. Then again once a dog gets a taste of blood... If something does happen to Ms Prody - God forbid - that would technically make OJ a serial murderer. That is if he did it, and if he does it again.

Random Gossip: Bruce Willis was recently out in Hollywood, and having dinner at one of the finer eateries, when he ran into a young waiter who doubted that Mr Willis was who he claimed to be. Try as he might, Bruce could not persuade the guy. So he leaves, and then 3 hours later comes back, with Demi Moore on his arm. It was one of those "I told you so" moments, where Bruce got to tell the waiter "There you see. Do you believe me now?" I wonder what would've happened i the waiter had doubted Ms Moore Kutchner's identity? Bruce probably has Ashton on speed dial, and at the ready.

That move was just so high school reunion. Bruce may be too important to care what some waiter thinks, but he does have the need to prove himself. Bruce's strong sense of identity has lead him into similar situations before. Once, while chatting with other posters on RottenTomatos.com, Bruce felt the need to defend his performance in Die Hard 4. When posters described the film as "crap" (harsh but accurate), Bruce responded by declaring himself. When others called him on it, he began exposing his tattoos over his web cam. This is what he gets for not having his American Express card handy!

Here's a little sneak peak at the World's Sexiest Virgin Adriana Lima out and about in New York City on Thursaday.

As of this very evening, it's officially summer, and this is the first summer night. So enjoy the heat.

While we're waxing musical, here's a little number that's bound to impress: