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There's more trouble brewing for the Spears. It seems that no sooner has Jamie Lynn Spears gotten herself knocked up in the family way, then she starts developing a mind of her own(Young Jamie is just trippin' on girl power these days!). This is double trouble for Mom Lynne Spears, because now the pregnant teen ager feels she should have control of her assets. Mom doesn't think that this is such a good idea. After all, Lynn's big sister Britney is 10 years older, and even she is unfit to control her finances!

The bone of contention seemed to be a 300 000 house that Jamie Lynn was fixin' to buy with her boyfriend Casey Aldridge. Although Lynn is old enough to get herself pregnant, Mom still controls the purse strings (What an age we live in!). So Lynn had to phone Mamma and ask her for a slight raise in her allowance, to the tune of 6 digits. Lynne said no way, and that's when Jamie dropped her bomb - "Give me the money, or I'm moving in with the Aldridges".

Jamie and her soon to be mother in law have been getting on famously. They've been out on numerous shopping expeditions together. Jamie has even canceled plans with her Mom to spend more time with Joy Aldrige. Seems that Jamie is sick and tired of hearing her mom go on and on about Britney. Jamie is even getting so comfortable around joy that she doesn't hesitate to ask her for maternal advice. It's as if Joy was turning into the mom Jamie Lynn never had! It's great when a future mother and daughter in law get on so well. Then again when the daughter in law is worth umpteen million dollars, there's a big incentive to be nice!

Naturally when Lynn Spears heard that a fortune might be moving out of the family, she hit the panic button. She dropped what she was doing (What ever that is) and flew right back to Kentwood. Now Lynn can't be involved enough in her daughter's business. She's even planning the baby shower, and dropping a ton on gifts. It's as if she's making up for lost time, and showing young Jamie just how considerate a mother she can be - when something really important is at stake. rightly so too, since I can imagine that Lynne is near a nervous breakdown as she imagines the 'conniving' Aldriges trying to soften Jamie up, and get their paws on the girl's millions. Unless that sort of thing is nipped in the bud, Lynne won't so much be gaining a son in law, as she will be losing a fortune! It's a sad situation, but the only one I really feel sorry for is the innocent victim - Casey Aldridge. Oh yeah, and that kid that's about to get born into one of America's Most Dysfunctional Families!