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There's more trouble for Rob Lowe. His career originally blew apart after a celebrity sex tape was made public, in which he was 'being intimate' with a couple of underage girls. He began rebuilding his career, fist starring in couple of Mike Myers pix; he was the sleazy producer in Wayne's World, and young No 2 in Austin Powers. After a well received stint on TV's West Wing, Lowe's rehabilitation seemed almost complete.

Well Lowe's comeback is now threatened by a former nanny - Jessica Gibson, 24 - who has come forward, claiming that she had been sexually harassed by while in the Lowe's employ. It seems that Rob enjoyed fondling the young woman's nether regions, and masturbating over Internet porn in her presence (Internet porn can create such a strained home atmosphere). She also claimed that Rob's wife Sheryl was fond of strutting about naked in her presence, discussing her sex life, and making lewd suggestions about possible three ways. It would seem as if the Lowes have been watching too many Three's Company reruns!

Naturally Lowe has called this a load of shit. He even used his Huffington Post blog to launch a preemptive strike. Rob claimed that this was nothing more than an extortion attempt by a former employee who had always seemed happy to work for them. Lowe's argument had some creditability, since Gibson's boyfriend had previously been making the rounds in search of 1.5 million dollars to start a business. Coincidentally that was what Gibson allegedly asked Lowe for, to drop her suit.

Well whatever creditability Lowe had has just gone down the drain. Another young woman, Laura Boyce has come forward, also alleging sexual harassment on the part of the Lowes. This young woman's accusations are explosive. Boyce claims that Ms Lowe frequently discussed her sex life, and often asked Boyce about hers. Boyce's boyfriend is an NBA basket ball player, and Sheryl wanted a full description of the fellow's private parts. To be fair, Sheryl was willing to play "I'll show you mine..." and went on to describe the genitals of both her husband Rob, and those of her two young sons! Sheryl's curiosity alternated with racism however, since according to Boyce, Ms Lowe sometimes referred to the boyfriend by using the "N" word. For instasnce when Boyce once phoned in sick, Sheryl responding by screaming After Boyce allegedly phoned to say she wasn't coming to work because she was sick, Sheryl allegedly screamed "she got strep throat from sucking ni***r d**k. I mean black d**k." Incidentally Boyce also confirms that Sheryl was fond of prancing around naked, and in her words 'completely exposed'.

The young woman's allegations became public at a press conference held yesterday. Boyce was accompanied by her lawyer, Gloria Allred. In fact Allred had to do most of the speaking, since Boyce began having some kind of panic attacking, and started sobbing and hyper ventilating.

All of this seems to have been set into motion by the Lowe's jumping the gun preemptive strike. As mentioned earlier, Lowe used his Huffington Post blog to accuse the Gibson of trying to shake him down for cash. He then launched a lawsuit against Gibson, Boyce, and another ex employee - the Lowe's former private chef Peter Clements. That seemed to be what precipitated Gibson filing suit two weeks later. It would seem that the Lowe's attempt to get control of the situation by over reacting has turned out about as well as Tom Cruise's attempts to quash gay rumors by appearing on Oprah. Now the evidence is staking up against Lowe and fast. Yet the American public must be inured to celebrity scandal by now, so what's left of Lowe's career might just survive. That is as long as investigators don't find some dungeon in the Lowe's basement, filled with missing Mexican illegals!

Random Gossip: Britney Spears has spent over 60 million in the past year! That's a whole lot of Starbucks. Oh yeah, and she did have a crystal chandelier installed in her garage. Now that's Hillbilly DeLuxe!

The Anthony Pellicano case is finally wrapping up, and all those Hollywood guilty consciences are breathing as sigh of relief. For the LATimes list of Pellicano articles, hit the link. Also try this list of Anthony Pellicano weblinks, and check out Pellicano's Clinton Connection.

Celebrity Wiretap:

The following was heard through the grapevine. It may have even precipitated Katie Holmes trip to Scientology Boot Camp for Overly Independent Wives.

Katie: Why are you always trying to change me? Why can't you accept me for who I am?

Tom: Don't you see Katie, you're capable of being so much more: submissive, obedient, compliant...

Katie: ...but Tom, I have my own goals, dreams and aspirations!

Tom: Katie, Katie, Katie, Katie, Katie, we can fix that now!

I thought that these issues were over and done with when Marlo Thomas had it out with Ted Bessel. Now it appears that Tom has resorted to breaking Katie's spirit, and using the same techniques that daytime talk shows use on rebellious teenagers. Maybe he should've just given her a dose of Obay?

Wondertrash quote of thew day:

"You don't get everything you want. A dictatorship would be a lot easier."

George W Bush describing what it's like being governor of Texas. Source Paul Begala's "Is Our Children Learning?"

"If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator,"

George W Bush source CNN

"A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it, "

George W Bush Source Newsweek

Okay, okay, we get it big guy. You don't need to keep going on about it. It's just a shame he tried to export democracy to Iraq, when it sounds like America needs it now more than ever!