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An interesting new twist in the Heath Ledger case. Although his autopsy was inconclusive, there was a rolled up $20 bill found on the scene. Bills are usually rolled up that way to snort coke with. However the bill tested clean - no drug residue. Further more there were no illegal drugs found on the premises. So what was that rolled up $20 doing there? Is this what mystery writers call a 'clue'. Money talks, but in this case it might want to speak up a bit.

Also Page6 is reporting that the masseuse - Diana Wolozin - spoke to Mary Kate Olsen twice on the phone before 911 was ever called. Contrary to what Mary Kate said earlier, she didn't tell the masseuse to phone 911, but said "I'm sending some one over", apparently meaning her bodyguard. Some are even saying that there was a 45 minute delay before 911 was eventually called.

Masseuse Used Heath's Phone to Call Mary-Kate Olsen | PageSix.com

Police Give New Details on Ledger Death - City Room - Metro - New York Times Blog

BTW, latest rumour is that Johnny Depp will be replacing Ledger in The Imaginarium.

Sarah Michelle Gellar wants you to know that any resemblance between the character in her new movie "The Air I Breath" with person living or dead, is purely coincidental. Gellar told Parade Magazine that "It wasn't based on Hollywood, even if some things are similar." Gellar will be playing a self destructive young blonde star in the movie. Now if that starts ringing any bells, it's not surprising. It could be anyone from Mischa Barton to Lindsay Lohan (depending on La Loca Lohan's hairstyle of the week). In fact it might be any fucked up young starlet. However Gellar wants to make it especially clear that she's not playing Britney Spears. "It's not something to joke about," Gellar said, "I've met Britney a few times and seen her perform. I think what has happened to her is heart wrenching. It's really sad." Really profitable too. However it's probably not Oscar material, unless Britney dies before the movie is released. Who are we kidding, movie people don't really think like that.

Well since Sarah's put the idea in out heads, by way of reverse psychology (sneaky little vixen) we'll be sure to see the movie anyway. Besides, doesn't Gellar look more like Avril Lavigne?

Speaking of fucked up blonde celebrities, London police a reviewing the latest Amy Winehouse home video. That's the one where she laments her lost cat, then goes up stairs to smoke crack in her bedroom, with a few intimate strangers and other acquaintances. The police say that they want to determine whether Amy broke any laws in the film before considering their next move. Now since cocaine was still illegal, the last time I checked, our crack team of Sherlocks shouldn't have to strain their wits too hard. If they're watching the same tape I saw, then they can put down their magnifying glasses already.

Then again if Kate Moss and Pete Doherty could get away with their video hi jinx, maybe Amy doesn't have too much to worry about from the long but clumsy arm of the law. Johnny English, aka Blake Civil Fielder must be pissed off at missing out on all the fun! Well everyone knows that there are two laws, and English Common Law doesn't apply to celebrities!

Hail to thee Kamp Krusty - What does meddling TV shrink Dr Phil have against young people?? Maybe this story is bogus, and part of a smear campaign by the Teen Liberation Front?

Watch Jerry O Connell spoof Tom Cruise - video.

For top notch political humour remember to keep checking in on Zaiusnation. With the primaries heating up, and an election less than a year away, the monkey business is about to begin in earnest!

Gossiprocks Forum has an ongoing Heath Ledger thread. Updates are posted there as soon as they occur.