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Now for a little sweet, sweet eye sugar, in the form of Perfect Stranger Daniella van Graas, from the Perfect Stranger premier party. Dani was on fire that night, and lighting up the red carpet. The pix have been making the rounds of the Internet ever since. This chick isn't just a perfect stranger, she's a perfect 10, too. If Megan Gale doesn't get the Wonder Woman role in the upcoming Justice League of America movie, then I wouldn't mind seeing Dani get the part. Incidentally Daniella did a series of promotional videos for Perfect Stranger, and posted to youtube under the account name of "samesame413". There are about 12 of them, and I must say that they are a treat to watch - so have fun! Now here's a closer look at Daniella.

TV Land network and Entertainment Weekly has named it's 50 TV icons, and here are the top ten:

1. Johnny Carson
2. Lucille Ball
3. Oprah Winfrey
4. Bill Cosby
5. Walter Cronkite
6. Carol Burnett
7. Mary Tyler Moore
8. Jerry Seinfeld
9. Homer Simpson
10. Dick Clark

The sense of nostalgia is strong, with Mr. Late Night leading the pack of yesterday's heroes. Other notables mentions were Henry "The Fonz" Winkler, Carol Burnett - who paved the way for future TV lesbians like Ellen DeGeneres - before she went to the dogs and became a scab - and Rosie O Donnell (remember when she was in love with Tom Cruise, and was the Queen of Nice. What happened to her? Did she change meds or something??)

Ellen has cancelled plans to do her syndicated talk show in New York City, since the east coast wing of the Writer's Guild of America. Ellen is a WGA (that almost spells 'wag'), and the guild is none to pleased that she's continuing to do her show. In fact the 'scab' word has even been used. The WGA issued a statement, in which they "let Ellen know our dissatisfaction in person if she decides to proceed with the shows she has scheduled [and] make our voices heard the preceding week if she tries to pre-tape comedy segments on location." In her defense, Ellen says that she is contractually obligated to appear on her show. Also she is keeping the show going for the sake of her employees, many of whom have cast off dogs to support. Also Ellen claims that the WGA rules - much like Moms for Mutts contractual requirements - don't apply to her. For one thing, Portia de Rossi was the one who actually signed Ellen's AFTRA and WGA contracts - just kidding. There is a no-strike clause in her AFTRA contract, and also a portion of the Writers Guild's "Minimum Basic Agreement" supposedly excuses Ellen's situation.
Ellen was castigated by AFTRA for not taking a stand on principle. It's been a bad month for Ellen, both with contracts, and principles. If only the strike also included political speech writers, then we might be spared the tiresome public utterances of our leaders, as well as the 'original and cutting edge' entertainment usually provided by TV and movies.

So are ya doin' any screwin'? Maybe you have some trouble picking up women? It's actually very straight forward. For one thing, don't use a crow bar. Well there is a new site currently be promoted on the radio telling losers how to win over "9's and 10's" be merely being more confident. The key seems to be chatting them up. Well that's an original thought. So if you want to pick up chicks, there's no special tricks like hypnosis, chloroform, or magnets, and remember to bend your knees and keep your back straight! You'll be scoring with Milla Jovovichs just like that! Just remember that Sex for Dummies doesn't involve actually 'dummies' like blow up dolls, or dept. store mannequins (we haven't heard about Detroit's most famous pervert Ronald Dotson in awhile. I guess he must be back behind bars, and store window dummies can rest easy).

If this works out, you could be practising tantric sex like Sting before you know it. Now that there's a TV writers strike, there's never been a better time for 5 hour sex sessions. We've never missed Johnny Carson more!

Wondertrash thought of the day:

The clown is the best part of the circus, and frequently the most honest.