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It looks like Paris Hilton may be getting some A List company in the segregation unit of LA County Jail, 'cause Lindsay Lohan might soon be wearing orange! It all started about 5:3o AM this morning, when Lindsay was out joyriding on Sunset Boulevard, at the corner of Foothill Drive. She was behind the wheel of yet another black Mercedes (Lindsay goes through those things like Kleenex!), when the troubled starlet briefly lost track of the road. Clipping the curb, Loaded Lindsay wound up driving into the bushes.

According to authorities on the scene, the car received 'major damage'. Yet another write off on Lohan's insurance. Lohan was quickly whisked off to the emergency ward, by an associate who'd been following along in another car. It seems that when ever Lin goes out, she's tailed by a minder, 'just in case'. This shrewd policy is what allowed her to beat the rap, when she recently knocked down a paparazzi, after dark, in New York's meat packing district. While the police were on the way, Linds jumped into the minder's car, and a flunky hopped behind the wheel of Linds' vehicle. When the fuzz got there, Linds, all innocent, insisted that she was merely a passenger.

This time the incident was a little more complicated. While Linds was receiving treatment for some minor chest injuries, accident scene investigations were fine tooth combing the scene of the crime. What they found was plenty of cocaine, and all of it in Linds' car! So our gallant peace officers tracked Linds down, at the ER, and placed her under arrest! Linds, who is still 20, isn't legally entitled to drink in America, until she turns 21, in another 14 weeks. If this is how she behaves while underage, what can we expect when she 'turns legal'? It looks as if 'correctional facility orange' might become 'all the rage' among trend setters this summer. So are you picking out your catchy prison ensemble yet?

BY the way, check out celeb blog Brit Boy in LA, for some cool pics, and a side helping of sarcasm. Since I stole his Lohan/Crap pic, I'm obliged to give him a plug!

Smelling a scandal brewing, Svedka vodka is considering pulling it's sponsorship of Lohan's 21st birthday bash. Lohan had planned a 2 day bender, in Las Vegas, at Caesar's Palace. The Casino even volunteered to foot the bill! now with news of Linds' arrest, it seems that she is no longer the type of spokesperson Svedka wants.

By the way, here's a blind item from Gatecrasher. You don't need to be Kreskin to figure this one out either!

Which Hollywood mother's idea of managing her daughter's drug addiction is that she now carries the cocaine for her?

This wouldn't be the 1st time that a premissive parent has tried this tactic. According to Richard Burke, in his Ted Kennedy tell all, My Years With the Senator Ted Kennedy did lines of cocaine, not only in front of his kids, but with them! His rationale? If they're gonna do it, they might as well learn to do it right, and they might as well do it at home, where he can keep a watchful eye on them.

On a final note. Mischa Barton has been rushed to the hospital. Mischa was partying with her BFF, Nicole Richie, when the former OC actress suffered what has been described as an 'allergic reaction' to alcohol and pills. Either that or it was a bad mushroom trip. Bloggers are in two camps on this question, with TMZ.com going with the pills and booze story, while Perezhilton, no surprise, opts for the more lurid mushroom trip. Either way, one thing that we are sure of is that Mischa's bony ass was hauled out on a stretcher, as the emaciated cutie was escorted off to get her stomach pumped. Her rep assures Barton's fans that the actress is now resting comfortably, and feeling much better. No word on whether any 'non intoxicants' were found in Barton's under used, much abused GI track.

Our Wondertrash thought of the day:

I've always been interested in people, but I've never liked them.
Henry James