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A couple of weeks ago, Wondertrash reported that action film heroine Milla Jovovich is pregnant. Well here's a pic of Milla, about 4 months along, and starting to show.

Milla, and her fiance, director Paul Anderson, were having some trouble achieving results. Milla - a size zero - has blamed her weight (or lack of it) for the fertility problems. She even went so far as to go on a weight gaining eating binge, to bulk up. Well it seems that the 'food therapy' seems to have helped!

Mel Gibson isn't the popular fellow that he used to be. The wind started to change for him with his controversial, and profitable, The Passion of the Christ. Of course his drunken anti Jewish tirade, in the backseat of a Malibu sheriff's car didn't help his public image much either. Well you might be surprised to know that St. Mel has some more controversial ideas on Catholicism.

Mel's wife has participated in a book on the late Cardinal Joseph Siri, of Genoa. To some he is better known as Pope Gregory the 17th! Now this is where we get into one of the Roman Catholic Church's lesser known scandals. It is alleged that back in 1958, Joseph Cardinal Siri was elected Pope at the conclave. He had even chosen the name Gregory. It was at this moment that a secret cabal of Freemasons pounced, and with every manner of terrible threat, forced another vote, in which John 23 was elected.

"If the Church were not divine, this Council [the Second Vatican Council] would have buried Her." -Cardinal Giuseppe Siri

Now according to canon law, a papal resignation is invalid, if forced. So according to church law, Siri was the real Pope, and John 23 what is known as an 'anti pope', or a pretender to the throne. Since John 23 was the force behind the controversial Vatican 2, where the mass was radically changed, this is a popular theory among some Catholics. The idea being that John 23 was an anti pope, and so Vatican 2 doesn't count!

It gets even more involved. Since John 23 was an anti pope, then his line of succession is invalidated. Paul 6, John Paul 1, John Paul 2, and the current Benedict 16, are all anti popes. Especially since Joseph Cardinal Siri only died in '88, and according to conspiracy theory, was still the true pope, during the elections of Paul 6, John Paul 1, and John Paul 2! Since none of these 3 men were actually popes, they had no power to create cardinals, and so the 'official' conclaves were invalid. Meanwhile, it is said, that Siri made cardinals in pectore - in secret - and that there is a true Catholic Church that is in eclipse.

Conspiracists claim that the short reign of John Paul 1 supports this. He died during the Ban co Ambrosio scandal, which also claimed the life of Vatican banker Roberto Calvi. Calvi had used BA to funnel large sums of money around the world, particularly South America. He was also a member of the super secret Italian masonic lodge known as P2. Conspiracists say that John Paul 1's ascension threatened P2's activities, so he had to go. When the shit hit the fan, so did Calvi. He was found hanging by the neck, under Blackfriars Bridge, in London.

Hutton Gibson dismisses historical accounts that six million Jews were exterminated. ''There weren't even that many Jews in all of Europe,'' his wife Joyce Gibson said. ''Anyway, there were more after the war than before,'' Hutton added.

One of the more interesting conspiracy theories, to be sure. This is where Mel comes in. As was said earlier, his wife has participated in a biography of Joseph Cardinal Siri. The Gibson involvement goes even deeper. Mel Gibson owns the movie rights to "Cardinal Siri's story". Gibson has quietly questioned the papacy of John Paul 2. His father, holocaust denier Hutton Gibson, has written a book about the Siri conspiracy called Inside The Vatican. Among other things, the elder Gibson claims "Cardinal Siri was duly elected, but was forced to step aside by conspirators inside and outside the church. These shadowy enemies might have threatened 'to atom-bomb the Vatican City,' he said. In another conversation, he told me that the Second Vatican Council was 'a Masonic plot backed by the Jews.' " Hutton has also been in contact with rogue Catholic website TodaysCatholicWorld.com. Not to be out done by his contraversial father, Mel has even openly question John Paul 2 -

from Eclipseofthechurch.com

Gibson is “reported to doubt that any real Pope has reigned in Rome since the death of Pius XII.” And he is “reputed to be half-convinced, or more than half, that since 1958 two or three or four false claimants to the papal throne have been almost universally — but wrongly — acknowledged as Popes. . .”

Even more interesting, Gibson “is said to give credence, though perhaps with some reservations, to the story that at the Conclave,” of 1958, Clinton says, “it was Cardinal Giuseppe Siri who was actually elected” when an “ambiguous white smoke appeared then later turned to black. Siri supposedly withdrew under duress because of some dreadful threat against the Church. . .”

The article goes on to say that "an Italian newspaper had run a story wherein Gibson denied John Paul II was the pope, but it failed to appear over here".

So, if you thought that Mel Gibson was far out before, then wait a while. This story might just be heating up! Mel likes to use his fame promote his pet causes. So we could be hearing more to come about this. Also the contraversial Mel might've just found a way to piss off Jews and Catholics alike. Now that takes talent for contraversy!

PS. In an interesting aside, Mel Gibson claimed that he was going to send Michael Richards a letter of support, after the comedian's unfortunate LaughFactory meltdown. Rumour has it that Richard's, like director James Cameron, is a high ranking Hollywood freemason. That would make he and Mel archenemies - since according to Hutton's contraversial theories, it's the freemasons, supportred by the International Jewish Conspiracy - who are trying to tear apart the Catholic Church.

Cameron is actually a 33rd degree freemason. Among other heresies, they believe that Christ was never actually crucufied (the Moslems also belief this, and it was said that the notorious Knights Templar picked it up while on crusade). The maintain that he fathered children on Mary Magdaline, and that he has exsisting descendents, who are the rightful rulers of the world. Hence it explains the director's involvement in "The Jesus Tomb" film. "Masonic Propaganda" Hutton Gibson might call it.

Wondertrash thought of the day:

Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives.

-Gary Busey