Wondertrash®

Pedestrians in the LA area will be watching their steps, as they cross the street. The morning free dailies are reporting that Paris Hilton is allowed to drive again! It's good to see that the long arm of the law is loosening it's grip no the beleaguered reality TV heiress. In fact I think that she may even have had a point about 'cruel and unfair' treatment. Even if it wasn't a valid point, it was at least a half truth. How many times has Pete Doherty gotten into drug related trouble behind the wheel? Or George Micheal? Lindsay Lohan cracks up 3 BMW's a year, without an arrest. Maybe she really does know Al Gore! Naomi Campbell has beaten the crap out of several personal assistants, and her drug counselor, with out serving any jail time. Yet Paris didn't even get the usual; "community service & rehab" sentence. What's more, Paris is a trend setter, and sentencing her to prison time could lead to dangerous consequences. Do you want 'correctional facility orange' to become a hot summer fashion?

With these thoughts in mind, please consider signing the following petition, the one Govenator Schwarzenegger laughed out of his office, in support of Paris Hilton. Or else you too might be badgered into buying highway worker orange, with GPS ankle bracelet accessories!! So please consider helping Paris, if only on the grounds that she will be 'fashion victimized'.

Incidentally, latest reports have Paris seeking out guidance on the do's and don't of prison life from blue blooded bank robber Patty Hearst! Patty was arrestred for bank robbing, back in her Symbionese Liberation Army days. She was then found innocent on the gtrounds of her being more mindless and impressionable than ordinary folk. The general consensus was 'weak minded', though Pats insisted that she'd been subjected to the most fiendish brain washing techniques such as; being locked in a closet for several hours, being forced to eat fast food, oh yeah, and she was called a bitch a couple of times. I'm surprised that it took her so long to crack!

Paris' prison hardened friend must be sharing such tips as 'what goes with orange', 'how to use prison cleaning materials as make up' - did you know that you can use toilet bowl cleaner as hair bleach? It looks great, if you can stand the boils on your scalp, and 'how to beat the rap by acting like a bird brain'. Although never a fashion plate, Patsy is an expert on the last one.

Now for our Wondertrash thoughts of the day:

Adversity is the stuff that shows whether you are what you thought you were.
-- American Proverb

I will prepare and some day my chance will come.
-- Abraham Lincoln